What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Then came..

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Can a barracuda kill a human?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Which is the most liked web series in India?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Does alchemy really exist?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way